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Kevin & Yoko’s Chinatown Get Down

Ever have one of those weekends where you tell yourself, “Man, I wish my three buddies and I had a plan for an 8pm-4am night in Chinatown where we would emerge the next day with hangovers, sore dance legs and no voices.” Well, we got you covered. Rest up, goobers — we recommend that you drink a Red Bull and take a disco nap, in that order, before this one.

If you do it right, you should be able to complete the Chinatown Get Down for under $80/head. Good luck, brave souls.

Bonus round: wander the streets until sunrise and hold it down first in line for Dim Sum at Golden Unicorn. Nothing tastes bad here. Don’t forget your veggies!

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